1. Don’t forget to say thank you to the teacher being assigned in your polling precinct.
2. Kapag kamukha ng ex mo, ‘wag mong iboto. JK. Pero ikaw.. boto mo ‘yan.
3. Huwag kalimutan mag-ayos bago pumunta sa polling precinct, wala lang, baka dun mo makita ‘yung true love mo.
4. Maligo, magtoothbrush at magdeodorant bago bomoto. Please lang.
5. Shade clockwise once, shade counter-clockwise twice. Wala lang, just in case bored ka.
6. Huwag matakot magtanong nang pa-cute sa mga election volunteers. Na-inform ka na, nakalandi ka pa. Sulit.
7. Siguraduhing maayos ang kuko bago i-post sa Instagram.
8. Huwag ma-tempt na mag “connect the dots” sa balota. Hindi ganun ang mechanics.
9. Maraming babae ang magtatanong kung, “Pasok na ba?” kaya ‘wag ma-offend, guys.
10. Kapag kinakabahan ka, ‘wag masyado gamitin ang “inhale-exhale” method. Baka marami ang hindi naligo.
11. Huwag maghanap ng “Birthday Party” sa mga party list. Walang ganun. Baka sa susunod na halalan pa.
12. Don’t vote wisely! (Reverse psychology. Baka mas maganda ang resulta.)

• ME: *sees little cousins using my laptop* What are you guys watching?
• COUSIN #1: Hotel Transylvania.
• ME: Oh, buti naman nakita niyo sa'n ko nilagay 'yan.
• COUSIN #2: Yeah. Nakita namin dun sa tabi ng mga porn mo, Kuya.

I wanna make things clear. What me and MissKhae had was a mere misunderstanding. She did tell me about her feelings toward me but unfortunately, I couldn’t reciprocate them because during those “8mos” (according to her) I was in and out of a relationship with my previous girlfriend. She knew that. Even she was in and out of a few relationships herself during that period of time and even until now. I’m not really sure but it’s what I have read based on her posts. So basically, it was a one-sided sort of thing. Even though she’s hella pretty, sexy, smart and funny, I just couldn’t seem to be more than friends with her. I just couldn’t teach my heart to feel the same way she did. She knew that but she kept telling me that it was okay, that it was fine with her. So I allowed it. But I never thought she’d misunderstood our situation eventually. Cos a few months later, I said something that “led” her on. It was a joke and was clearly taken out of context, hence creating a sort confusion between me and Khae. I guess that’s why she said we we’re “almost” there. But we weren’t. And we cleared that out last night or the other night. I can’t remember cos my memory sucks. I already apologized to her and so did she.

Anywho, I just wanted to share my side of the story. So people would stop asking Khae questions because me and Kristina (kayepooot) are getting quite affected with what we’re seeing. But things are okay between me and Khae. I guess. So, I hope you guys will just leave it as that and just mind your own business.

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

I know it must be hard feeling “different” or “insecure” but there’s no need for you to feel that way. I really wish you had more confidence in yourselves. Not solely on your looks but also on who you are as a person. Because appearance is only one aspect. There’s so much more to a girl than just her looks. Just because she isn’t someone’s ideal girl, doesn’t mean she’s not as beautiful as anyone else. See, that’s the problem with a lot of people — in their mind, they have this idea or standard of “beauty” and whatnot. When in reality, you don’t need to be physically appealing to be appreciated. Our eyes lie to us. When you really get to know someone, you start to actually see what they’re really about. Something your eyes can’t show you. We all get old and our bodies age. Who cares if she doesn’t get hit on. Someone who can truly see her for who she is will eventually come.

Don’t pay attention to what society labels you. What you should be more concerned about is your character because your character will tell us who you really are. A down-to-earth girl with a genuine personality is someone truly worth having. Besides, one of the sexiest curves on a girl is her smile, so put a smile on. You’re beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise :)

Sincerely,

Me